Listen, I Am The Only Person In The Whole World Who Writes About These Two Disaster-lesbians. It Necessitates

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.

Lofi beats to investigate reports and surveil enemies to

Dr. Liara T'Soni on Illium investigating the connection between the Collectors and the Reapers during the events of Mass Effect 2

Commissioning Info!

Okay, so I've gotten a few people asking for commissions recently since I've started this blog. First of all, I am super-duper flattered. I never considered my work top-tier and something someone would pay for to make more of so I am feeling super validated that people want commissions. And I guess I am able to do commissions.

That being said, I'm not a fast artist. All my work takes a ton of time to finish. So even if they are not the highest quality pieces of work, I need whatever I make off of them to be within similar range to the minimum wage where I live. Not the exact same, could be as little as half, because this is sidework and something more enjoyable than cashiering or whatnot, but the commission amount needs to reflect the time which it takes. Sorry if that is inconvenient but its how it has to be.

So I guess my tentative prices are:

$50~ USD for base work (black/color outlining; no color fill)

$60~ USD for flat coloring that fills the work

$75~ USD for color shading in the work

$90~ USD for light NSFW (sexual content or explicit gore)

$120~ USD for explicit NSFW (explicit sexual content)

I know these prices seem steep, but 1) it is cheap based on the amount of work I need to apply, 2) I'm a full time student and this is a sidejob, and 3) for the NSFW stuff I'm not fully comfortable with it so I need a higher price to make it worth my while.

That being said the prices are negotiable, being able to raise or drop in price based on the complexity of what I'm being asked to create.

I guess that's all I have to say about commissioning rules. I am absolutely thankful that anyone want to commission me in the first place and I love y'all for thinking my work is good!

Adora makes Catra a Princess out of love and Glimmer makes Catra a Princess out of spite, but the result is the same.

Catra isn't a Princess? Adora can fix that easily by marrying her!

Glimmer even makes it a royal decree that Catra is offically a Princess just to make her even more annoyed.

Gonna be real, I feel like Luz is trustworthy with the Death Note. Her kill count compared to the scenerios where she could have racked up kills is astounding. Maybe if she felt like she was backed into a corner, she may have taken out Emperor Belos in Season 2 or 3, or the Collector in Season 3. Even then I doubt it because I don't think she would kill a child even if it was eldritch nightmare being and she had the opportunity to go in for the kill on Belos at the end of Season 3 and decided not to.

Beta Luz on the other hand would make Light Yagami look like a chump. Like, the United States and the Emperors Coven would be toppled over within a week of Beta Luz / Lucia receiving the Death Note.

Luz NOOOOOOO

Wow this is incredible! Good work and many kudos.

when camilla wants a nap she just puts on a nature documentary and lets them go wild

Unironically yes. Columbo, although using trickery and self-incrimination to catch criminals, which is morally and legally dubious, never has killed anyone despite most of the antagonists being murderers. I doubt that Columbo would do a police shooting or engage in police brutality. The police wouldn’t be perfect, but a clone army of Columbo Clones would genuinely fix a huge amount of the issues present with the police.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

Sure I’m normal. Sees this comic. Welp, I’m gonna go to my bed and gay panic for a while, see you later fellow sapphics.

In other news I have a new crack-ship to hyperfixate over. So win?

decided to put these in a bit of a chronological order as i can’t help but form a story behind the scenes. it’s a storyteller’s habit. and yeah i do have an idea i would genuinely like to explore with gail simone as a crossover comic. 

i don’t want to be the writer for this. but at the same time i always found diving into these things and exploring the character chemistry was the best way to get an artistic feeling for it.

this is also how i usually develop my own stories.

anyhow, while many think this is me drawing some shipping, in fact this a proof of concept for an adventure story  featuring lara and diana. Gail simone at some point asked if they would kiss and i gave it some genuine thought. i am a character first kind of a writer, myself, so i contemplated this. then i decided, yes, probably.

after all, romantic subplots have been the bread and butter of adventure writing since its inception and i always liked that aspect of adventure stories.

 i hope this puts some things in context from my end XD

and while there will probably be a few more of these, there will be no nsfw pics. after all, camera pans away from indiana jones in those moments as well  XD

okay… there may be a chance of a kiss… but that’s about it.  (edit, i added the rest of them here along with the antagonist)

OMG THIS IS REALLY GOOD! Love the mini fic! Love the Sashannarcy dynamics! Keep up the good work! <3 <3 <3

In the hospital, about a few days of Anne resting up after she gave birth to twins. She's gotten a few stares maybe, and comments of how 'a single mother like her should have considered the cost before getting pregnant' much to her chagrin.

She brushes it off though, knowing that their other parents will be back soon. And no, this isn't like a surrogate mother deal. The gurgling bundles she holds in her arms carry more than just a part of her in them, the loving part hopefully.

Sasha comes flying in through the door without as so much a knock, her arms outstretched as if about to swoop in to hug Anne, up until she notices them. Marcy soon comes in right behind, a sheepish laugh as she smiles at the scene. "She was a little too excited maybe-" Soon cut off by an exclamation, causing Anne to wince. "Babe, come onnnn!!! There's no such thing as 'too excited' when... Well, just look at them!" The blonde gestures to her wife, half-exasperation, half-barely controlled giddiness.

"I can't believe Anne popped these little suckers out of her!!!" She bleats through sniffling, her faltering smile turning into bawling as she caresses the face of the one with blue eyes. Anne would have said something snarky back but she was also enamored by the scene unfolding.

"This one's got my eyes.... THIS ONE'S GOT MY EYESSSSS" Her intense tone was met with a "Shhh" from her spouses. "Oh right whoops, anyways..." Practically vibrating, Sasha Waybright turned to scoop up Marcy in a twirling sort of hug. (Like you'd see in those cheesy 2000s romance movies) "WE'RE PARENTS BABYYYYYY, WE'RE ALL PARENTSSSSS" Her squealing infectious as she peppered Marcy's neck with kisses, causing them both to cause even more of a commotion. Surprisingly, the twins didn't seem to be bothered by all the noise, simply cooing along as Anne rocked them gently. Not to sleep necessarily, but for comfort and love. Anne knew that her own mom would have wanted the same for their twins. She could only hope she wouldn't be as grumpy, sighing a bit exhaustedly.

Those fucking dorks. The thought interrupted by Sasha suddenly coming over to her bedside.

"So... Calamity Powers?" "What???" "Y'know, since you're..." She gestures vaguely, although Anne picks up on what this means. "Ah... I guess? Well, I'm not entirely sure really... I think I just loved you guys so much that my body made these two, that also are kind of you? Well, mini-yous. I don't really remember how I even got them out!" She shrugs, doubting her words as a yawn leaves her mouth.

"Fair enough. Anyway, we got a bit of time to kill here soooo, you're stuck with us for 8 hours!" Sasha's tone was calmer this time but still chipper.

"And is that supposed to be a bad thing?" "Nahhhh, just wanted to make sure you knew you were ours." "When do I not?" A voice shoots up from a certain Marcy Waybright, adjusting her glasses. "Uhmmm, well maybe that one time you dated like three dudes, one after the other but then like you broke off from all of them anyway??? Sasha was heartbroken for weeks! I was just crying into my pillow every night during that whole time."

"Alright, you got me there..." She stifles a snort, still swaying her twins as gently as she can muster. And a surprise finds its way to her heart once more. Well, her left cheek rather, two surprises that leave lipstick marks. She hoped they didn't notice her eyes flicker with excitement.

A bunch of folks I follow like stuff I never got into like My Little Pony, RWBY, and Sonic, but I fully support the stuff they like. Not my taste and didn’t love it myself, but go off and have fun.

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in: