Vernon: change is inedible
Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?
Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*
Vernon: I did not
Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?
Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine
[HU upon seeing Danny crying]
Dylan: What's wrong, Danny? Why are you crying? What happened?
Charlie: Do you need someone to talk to? I'll be here to listen.
Johnny : Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to.
Jorel: WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM.
Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?
Danny: Someone pushed me.
Johnny: Well, did you push them back?
Danny: No. He was bigger than me.
Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?
Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.
*Svt throwing around a ball*
Woozi: bonus points if you hit Mingyu in the face
Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?
Yongguk: Pine nuts
Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion
Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”
Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”