Ravi: High And Yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!

Johnny: Why aren't you in your room?

Ava: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer

Woozi: cool

Woozi: wait, how old are you?

Danny: I've only slept for nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

[bites into his phone]

Danny: ...this isn't a bagel.

BTOB: can someone pass the salt, please?

5VIXX: *looks at Leo*

Leo: touch me and you’ll lose your fucking fingers.

Real VIXX Things

Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences

HU :…

Jorel: Anyone except Danny

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.

All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny  would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.