Anna: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!!!!!?!!

Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure

Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children

Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Wonshik: that I was straight.

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't

Aron: Would you call me self-centered?

Dylan: No, not to your face

Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would

Charlie: Hey Danny

Danny: don’t talk to me

Charlie: What did I do?

Danny: U got so drunk last night that you put my IPhone into my blender

Charlie: ...

Danny: U said u were making apple juice

It’s Christmas Time

You know what that means?

My blog’s music is JUST gonna be Christmas in Hollywood. 

Hope no preteens are following me- 

Jorel: What are you, 5?

Dylan : *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Jorel :

Dylan:

Dylan : I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.

Charlie: I'm thinking of charity work

Dylan: You should donate blood

Charlie: On tha-

Dylan: All of it

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!