Danny : [kisses Jorel’s Neck]

Yoongi in fics :- I’ll have black coffee ☕️, with no sugar and no cream.

Yoongi in real life :- can’t even drink espresso XD

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

Wonwoo: you know after being around you guys all day I realized what I want to be

Vernon: a dad

Wonwoo: no a dinosaur

Vernon: oh because they’re scary?

Wonwoo: no because they’re dead

Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...

Asia: Then what's that on your pants?

Johnny: That's cocaine.

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan

Joshua: I once found a note he wrote himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.

Ken: Has anyone seen Hongbin?

Hongbin, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Charlie: THE FLOOR IS HATING JDOG

HU: *Hops onto the furniture*

Danny: *latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds*

Jdog: *lies down on the floor

Johnny: JDOG NO

*highschool universe*

Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys

Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?

Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school

N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?

Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro

Leo recording with a proud dad smile