They Want Each Other Soooo Bad

Love how Ford and Bill bicker like an old divorced couple

Ford said, "I wrote about it in... my first journal..." 

"Ah," Bill said. "You mean the incinerated one." He said it so coolly, like he wasn't the one who incinerated it.

"Actually," Mabel said, "after everything went back to normal, Grunkle Ford's journals got un-incinerated!"

Bill made a poor show of trying not to look surprised. "You don't say."

"Yeah, good as new! They regrew their torn pages and everything," Mabel said. "And... then we kinda chucked them into the bottomless pit."

Bill cracked up, kicking out a foot in mirth. "You what?! You idiots, don't you know you had an invaluable occult encyclopedia in your hands? The second journal alone was the most important human grimoire of the last five hundred years!"

Ford was too irritated to be flattered. What business did Bill have mocking him, thirty seconds ago Bill had thought he was the one who destroyed the journals. Ford snapped, "I didn't want to keep anything you'd tainted."

He was gratified by how fast Bill stopped laughing. "Then burn down your shack and lobotomize your hippocampus," Bill muttered.

He's like, three seconds away from rubbing his hands on Ford's face and saying "Now you have my cooties. Kill yourself."

Two chapters ago he told Ford he wanted to be friends again.

Alastor my love hes such a cool character urgj

He was literally designed for ppl like me that love to draw characters with wide, unhinged smiles bro istg

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my little asshole i love him i hope he falls down the stairs painfully /affectionate

I am so spiteful that Bill and Wheatley lost to Reigen and Nagito so eat this shitpost i made to make myself feel better 😭

bill doodle sneak also i got more if yall wanr

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START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)

someone in the tags of my last post pointed out that ford wouldnt know what the no fly list is because he wouldnt know about 9/11 so i immediately rushed to draw this as fast as i could

TADC SCENE REDRAWWW

man gets his shirt tucked, tie straightened, lives to tell his story