Please Do Not Send Me Asks For Donations

Why must I do something in my life

Why can’t I simply exist

I don’t wanna be some hotshot ceo, I wannna exist in the background and be seen but not interacted with.

can you tell what I’m hyper fixating on rn?

Y’all since bets can be made legally binding through contract too, what if Danny deals in wagers. This dude basically died on a dare. I’m picturing eternally 14 Phantom refusing to take deals because of the upkeep. Like you made a deal and own me a favor/your soul/your first born, now that is a pending investment to be monitored until assets can be collected. Danny says ain’t nobody got time for that and instead he deals in these wagers. They range to a multitude of things. If you can guess my living name(3 tries rumplestilskin style), beat me in a duel, catch my child in an earth hour, etc I’ll grant your favor. Since the summoner technically always chooses the place, Danny always chooses the activity(of course he always chooses things he’s confident about winning unless he wants to lose). And the punishment/Danny’s prize for them losing the wager is just whatever random thing he thinks of at the time. One time he takes a jacket off a dude. With cultist he normally has them turn themselves in.

Anyways the entire point of this is that Constantine’s whole schtick is making loopholes in deals or making conflicting contracts but he can’t do that so much with Danny’s straightforward no nonsense approach to his wagers. Just John Constantine being totally unable to deal with Phantom and taking it personally and either becoming obsessed with being able get something out of him or refusing to have anything to do with him when the JL ask him to summon him for whatever reason.

seasons greetings 

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

I love the concept of Danny just completely forgetting what normal people are supposed to be like, like at first he knows he's a bit fucked up and doesn't blend in, but as time goes on and amity ALSO becomes more fucked up, they all just kinda??? Forget

So you get situations like

Danny: taking a nap during class but he's floating

The rest of the class: damn wish I could sleep that well

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Danny: drinking what is very clearly ectoplasm

The nasty burger waiter that came to take their order: you want a refill on that?

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Danny *talking with Sam and tucked*: so when my parents shot me

Random stranger: your parents shot me too bestie, big mood

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

Throwing this up and leaving

POV: you are a spy, and this Lamb can no longer read minds...but they don't need to when the Devil can, whispering in their ear