*puts Them In A Box And Shakes Violently*

Cat logic

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

anybody else keep getting 503 errors on ao3? and when it does work it takes forever to load?

Damian and Jason are the only family members who can speak and understand Arabic perfectly

Damain's favorite activity has become speaking in Arabic what he likes about his brothers (he's trying to get better), and Jason has made it worse

Damian, in Arabic: my grandfather is right you are one of the smartest human beings of this century

Tim: ....?????

Jason: he's cursed you to the fifth generation

This has become Jason and Damian's favorite activity together

Alternatively, because they're siblings:

Damian: I hope you sit on a freshly painted bench

Jason: He says he loves you <3

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago