Got Bored And Made A Finger Puppet, Everyone Say Hello To Giuseppe

I just ate the most AWFUL coughdrop ever

i cannot DESCRIBE how HORENDOUS, GHASTLY EVEN that "coughdrop" tasted. this post isn't enough to describe my pain. Goodness me. I was expecting a yummy cherry treat but was instead greeted by satan himself. Goodnight.

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

using all my willpower to not take a sip

i love you yesterday i love you eleanor rigby i love you hey jude i love you penny lane i love you strawberry fields forever i love you yellow submarine i love you let it be i love you here comes the sun i love you overplayed beatles songs that still mean so much to me

EEEEKKKKK NOW AND THEN!!!!!

happy weevil wednesday thursday to all who celebrate

im so bored forever can i pleaaaseeeee have divine visions nowww

OH HEY... my new comic, VISCERA OBJECTICA, is DONE! And you'll be able to pre order it very soon- around the beginning of next month! AAH! Once again though, this comic is VERY different from any of my preceding works. It is a gentle, yet strange vignette... and much much shorter than Be Kind, My Neighbor- it'll be 74 pages!

Conversational pits of the 1950s and 1960s