I Am Not Ready For Season 2, It’s Going To Be So Awesome, But My Heart Can’t Take Aziraphale And

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

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Drawing you’re comfort characters with a bunch of pride flags is weirdly therapeutic

catch me monching on @chernozemm's cottage wives like an everlasting gobstopper

if i had a nickel for every time a gay show gave me a gay kiss before ruining my gay life…

id have two nickels. which isn’t alot but its FUCKING DEVASTATING THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE

#Sick and twisted that Aziraphale immediately grabbed Crowley

Doing a inktober good omens themed, will most likely abandon it day 2 lmao

1- pre fall (list by @svetowo on insta)

I imagine that, while in heaven, aziraphale would “enter” the body of someone (like with madame Tracy in s1) in close proximity to Crowley just to get a glimpse of him and Crowley would immediately know (like he knew in season 1) and scream at aziraphale-as-someone-else to piss off and go back to his ‘archangel duties’ and aziraphale would go back to heaven, touch his lips lightly with tears forming in his eyes

This one is a bit lazy

Day 4? Oh wow - weapon (list by @ Vanillacreame153, (alternating between two list don’t mind me))

chappell roan of arc 🗡️✨❤️‍🔥

[ID: A digital painting of Chappel Roan dressed in knight's armor and posed like Joan of Arc, a sword in one hand and a lesbian flag in the other. She's lit by pink and backed by flames, and fire and pink stars wreath her. End ID]

When you gotta hear your straight friends talk about men 🤢