They're So Cute And Traumatized

let's just say scott is not immune to mutant queens

I think I’ve said this before but if Kai and Cole were dating premerge and kai saw Cole with geo later. Kai wouldn’t get all angsty about it he would be like “YOOOO nice job bagging a bad bitch!!!” And high-five geo

What’s with homoerotic comic relationships and this pose

Bruce Wayne is so fucking annoying. He's so hot and I hate him. Why does this man have chemistry with everyone? Who does he think he is? Stop being so charming and seductive, you slut [affectionate]

Having a tantrum brb

Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

Tim: so yeah, I’m bi

Dick: thank you for telling me, Timmy

Dick: who else knows?

Tim: that’s actually something I wanted to ask you about

Tim: how did you come out as bi to Bruce?

Dick: …what

Tim: I want to come out to Bruce next and I was just wondering how you told him

Dick: Tim, I’m not bi

Tim: …what?! Then how do you explain your feelings for Roy, Joey, Wally, and Vic?

Dick: they’re my friends. My feelings towards them are ones of friendship

Tim: you’ve told Vic multiple times that you could kiss him

Dick: yeah, like how friends do

Tim: …

Tim: what about-

Dick: every interaction can be explained with friendship

Tim: …

Tim: I don’t think you know how feelings of friendship work, Dick

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

Said this in the tags of a different post but Arin is basically an embodiment of all the people who've fucked up Lloyd's life the most. He's Morro, the first student who ultimately turns against his Master. He's Harumi, a child who was failed by the Ninja and who's parents were lost because of it. He's Garmadon, one of a previously inseparable duo who abandons the other to seek the guidance of an evil Master. But at his core he's a good kid. He's not turned to darkness just yet. He can get out of this before he goes too far.