Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?
Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”
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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?
Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?
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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?
Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.
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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?
Duke Thomas: Am I what?
Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?
Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.
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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?
Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.
Nap time By Denise Zhang
welcome to my Little Red Hood AU (where Jason doesn’t go through super puberty and the consequences of having stunted growth and still trying to be an intimidating crime lord)
In which the bats see a 5’4 crime lord and wonder who left their angry child unattended
The design is heavily Inspired by Juni Ba’s Boy wonder red hood who is the shortest of the older boys i was so delighted to see it and i desperately needed more. I also made him look a little more like how he did when he died :]
Some phaidei memes while I finish the new chapter
Bruce Wayne is so fucking annoying. He's so hot and I hate him. Why does this man have chemistry with everyone? Who does he think he is? Stop being so charming and seductive, you slut [affectionate]
im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear
Completely unexpected. :3
oh the beauty of being a multishipper and not having to go through some insane discourse about "why x ship is better than y"
love, me normally
Bruce traces a finger on her flawless and smooth skin.
Talia traces her hand over his many battle scars.
"You don't have any scars."
"I wish I was a canvas like you."
"Why? Is it not better to not have scars?"
"Beloved. The stretch marks that our son gifted me never stayed."
They look at each other. Bruce silently hugs her. He is a man of action and few words. He hopes the small comfort is enough.