Dick: I'm A Hopeless Bromantic. High Five Me In The Rain. Fist Bump Me Gently As The Sun Sets.

(*sighs* I can’t believe I’m doing this again)

Ninjago incorrect quotes part 2

I’m sick and I have too much free time:(

Cole: We saved our best idea for last!

Jay: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?

Kai: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

Kai: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Cole,eating the whole cookie: the what in my what??

Jay: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday.

Jay: Like, I don’t remember. I breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at Cole for something.

Jay, sighing heavily: The list goes on.

Kai: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Young!Lloyd: What’s the surprise?

Zane: Blood poisoning.

Feral Tim Moments

Despite having one of the most normal lives of any of the Batfamily, Tim Drake often makes you wonder if he was raised by rabid raccoons in the alley behind a 7/11. But which of these canon moments is his most feral?

excited for this dynamic in the new xmen comix

HERMÉS: Into the Hermes verse- I just drew all my fav designs in my style honestly ( pls scroll for more :)🩵 )

Designs belong to: @sloanslone / @slainsloan (me!), @duvetbox @gigizetz @hymnoeides @solchariot @anniflamma @irunaki @wolfythewitch @xxriamothxx @bambiilooza @elianzis @ximenanatzel @laritamiauu 🫣

DRAWING THESE WERE SOOOOO FUN! :D

i definitely have a type when it comes to shipping

You love Brutalia, I know you might not know a lot about Marvel but I definitely think you’d love Scemma (Scott Summers x Emma Frost) because they remind me of Brutalia so much.

Ooo thank you. I'll definitely check them out because I've been looking for couples that have a similar dynamic to Brutalia.

random ninjago incorrect quotes because i got bored, have fun reading them

nya: preheat the apartment for me before i get home

kai: what’re you, banana bread?

nya: choose your next words VERY carefully.

jay: if yo leg get cut off, would it hurt?

kai: DUH

jay: how though?

cole: cus your leg got cut off!

jay: how’re you gonna feel the pain?

kai: in your leg… *trailing off*

jay: EXACTLY bruh. how’re you gonna feel the pain—

all three idiots: —IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?!

zane, at the side:

lloyd: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???

jay: what the hell do YOU do?

lloyd: i die? lmao what kinda question…

random person: i need boy advice help!

nya: kill him

lloyd: so apparently the “bad vibes” i’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

garmadon: LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF IT’S FUNNY

lloyd: hey brad, wanna see something funny?

brad: uh, okay.

lloyd: shout.

brad: *shouts*

*nothing happens*

lloyd: *looks at brad with That Damn Smirk* *screams like a girl*

the rest of the ninja: *scrambling and stumbling over each other running to lloyd* LLOYD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU INJURED DID GARMADON COME BACK

brad:

garmadon: stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence i am not even having a good time

lloyd: i can fix her *drilling, screaming and chainsaw sounds*

cole: *to zane* we need to distract those guys.

zane: *to cole* leave it to me.

zane: *to the villain lackeys* centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

villain lackeys: *immediately begin arguing*

lloyd: you guys are the best team i could ask for, i’d do anything for all of you!

zane: i would like you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

lloyd: absolutely not!

mailman: *hits the bong and immediately brcomes aware of the narrative*

mailman: *hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly*

nya: i want to buy some new engine parts, but it costs like a thousand dollars!

lloyd: where’re you gonna get that money?

cole: you could just sell jay

kai: where’s she gonna get the other $999?

percy jackson watching 14 yo will solace pull a gun and shoot every monster in range with perfect accuracy: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me

Girls when they think about the Waynes being ‘I bet on losing dogs’ and the Kanes being ‘Army Dreamers’ coded

I desperately need crazy unhinged bossgirl woman and their pathetic man representation. And by that I mean intelligent, ambitious, unhinged, disgustingly educated but hyperfeminine, that knows how to fight magnifically and are mad science smart queens that would do what is needed to get what they want and need, and their husband/boyfriend supporting and following them around like lovesick puppies.

paswg kainess redraw! it’s kaiser as panty and ness as briefs