real, he is mine too
Bruce Wayne is simply everyone’s work wife
Starfire and Raven
KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES
Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help
john hoyo please let dr ratio out of the basement please please please let me E6S5 my wife I WILL QUIT MY F2P STREAK FOR E6S5 DR RATIO PLESSE-
ughughhhh i miss my wife tails imiss her a lot,,,,,
i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions
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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay
jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables
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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion
Jason: i got you
[later]
Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?
Jason: is he listening?
Bruce:
Jason: your welcome
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this could work with all the batfamily members actually
[when Duke was first starting to be signal]
Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler
Signal: ???
Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself
Nightwing: Tim what
Red Robin: !
Hank is like the son i never had.
I keep thinking of potential for "good dad Zeus" stories but for Olympians when they're younger/coming into power and they're making me very, very sentimental.
You're young Artemis and you're your father's daughter. You come to him first when you're upset or hurt because, intimidating as he is to many, he always holds you close, laughs fondly, and makes your distress easier to bear. You know that whoever hurt you will not sleep at night and your wounds will heal.
You're young Apollo and you're your mother's child but your father's favorite son. You and him share understanding looks that no one else comprehends. When you wake up from your first prophecy, you are terrified and confused, but you feel a steady, big, warm hand under yours and it's alright. He teaches you the art of fate. You know his mind like no other.
You're young Athena and you're your father's delight. He always finds newer and newer ways to engage your rapidly thinking mind, and he chuckles fondly at your theories. "You would be a mighty king, my child," he tells you and you know it is the highest praise though you don't delight in calls of power. You watch competitions and games standing by his side. You are, still, his greatest pride.
You're young Hermes and you always make your father laugh. He tells you stories of your mother, all scented with strawberry tree fruits and wild flowers, and you wonder how big a man's heart is to store so many loves. He chides you a little for your constant pranks but you can tell that he loves you from the little glint in his eyes. He always sits you close during banquets and listens to your stories even if they're made up.
You're young Dionysus and your father finds you perplexing. He might not understand you as well as his other children, but you watch him from afar and get him, somewhat. The grab for power and the need to keep it, the desire to make others bow to your might: you've felt it since you were much younger. Always a demanding son, always a ruthless little leopard. He'd pick you up and look at you in wonder, "you are so much like me".
You're young Ares and your father does not understand you as well because you're your mother's child. You are not as close to him as others are but that's how you are with most of your family. Deep down, he relates to you - he was much like you when he was young: taking what he's owed. As you grow older, you realize you've become the same great father he is, following in his steps.
fire & ice gay people 🔥❄️
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