Through Out This Fic I Keep Having "awww Were Like A Big Happy Family" Line Going In My Head Lmao

phantom tail go burr

my geometry class smells a little funny

WHAT MY TEACHER HAS A SUBWAY CUP MAN I WANT SUBWAY

same

I need more irl therian/otherkin friends

merry how to train your dragons day dude - @luka-niteshade

national holiday

Remember to;

Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body

Moisture your scales

Fluff up your feathers

Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)

Pick the crusties off your horns

Shine your halo

Sharpen your teeth and claws

Hide among the darkness

Create a huddle around those close to you

Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them

Be free

Ration the food among your pack

Refine your burrow/nest/den

Hydrate yourself

Nourish yourself

"The Fuck?" (A "Nightmare Before Christmas" Parody)

This morning, the lovely and talented jawlinesandcheekbones asked if she could use the bit of derpery I spewed out in 5 minutes wrote for this post for a recording. “Sure,” I said, “but that’s just the first verse. Don’t you want the whole song?” So here it is– a full parody. :3 

Have fun trying to sing along. This song is an impossible tongue-twister. XD; 

To the tune of “What’s This”~ 

The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere~ The fuck? I must be fuckin’ baked And this shit fake But what the hell did I just take? The fuck?

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chat when the hyper fixation goes so hard that you end up making a whole religion around jewellery and making things for people and yourself

also just made my very first comment on a fic on ao3 so that's major for me it was on the same fic thats above:)

stab stab

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

for the first time in a while i completed the packet in the desegregated time in class just cant turn it in yet cuse i have to record sense it's spanish class

also i think i did good on the colouring parts