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World's 3 Richest Men Will Sit Together at Inauguration

Insider says Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg will be on platform with Trump's Cabinet nominees

The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

give me a five who has to go to regular school after all this bullshit is done. he would be the school fucking cryptid. the cullen s at forks high but to an extreme degree. he doesn’t talk to anyone, his name is a number, and he always teleports in school but never gets called on it. he talks like he’s 100 and looks like a scrawny beanpole but also broke the hand of that one guy that tried to mess with him. he has his whole table to himself at lunch because everyone’s scared of him. he becomes an urban legend to the whole school. no one ever sees him walking in the halls, but he’s the first person in every classroom. he answers all the questions he’s asked but he never pays attention, always scribbling all over whatever’s in front of him. one girl tried to ask him out once and he just stared at her for a full minute before she ran away. one kid got paired with him for a partner project with him and five took the kid to viktor’s place (because it would be quieter than trying to work in the academy) and no one was there the whole time so people think he’s like a tragic orphan living in an apartment all by himself. the kid went back the next day bc he left something there and the neighbor told him that no one had lived in that apartment for almost three months. he’s top of all the classes but he never participates on anything. he skips school often enough that it becomes yet another thing. he also has his own peculiar eating habits from the apocalypse so people will just watch him at lunch and see him eat like a bite of his sandwich and then tuck it back into his backpack. he’s a man out of time, he’s got no fucking clue what’s going on at all times. he doesn’t know what netflix is or how to work the school-provided laptops but he does know the exact details of several historical events with frightening precision and can do incredibly complicated math problems in his head. the current theory is that he’s an immortal of some kind that ages very slowly and now is trying to live in regular society to avoid suspicion but is failing spectacularly. back to school night comes and people vibrate with anticipation to see what’s gonna happen with him. most people bet he won’t show up but he does, and boy does he. he comes in with five or six adults, depending on who you ask. some one said one of them was allison hargreeves, the movie star. another one was absolutely giant and ripped to the max. they were all teasing and making fun of him for being such a little genius as he got steadily more and more frustrated. one kid swears he heard five threaten to castrate one of them with a rusty melon baller, which most people believe. someone tries to ask him how he knows the massively famous movie star once and he just laughs like a madman in the library for a full three minutes before getting himself kicked out. another person tried to ask which one was his parents and he told them with a deadpan straight face ‘none of them. my mothers a robot and the closest thing i had to a father was a highly advanced chimpanzee.’ when asked how he knew all these people he said ‘i’m a dumbass magnet, apparently.’ he answered no more questions about it ever. there’s an instagram page dedicated to finding out information about him and it gets hacked every other week by someone who will post about how fucking ridiculous the account is and how moronic they are and don’t they have anything better to do with their lives. he talks to himself constantly. just, give me cryptid five in a public high school. please.

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

there was a moment when the people in the movie theatre and the capitol audience in the stands were laughing at the same things, having the same reactions to the games, to the deaths, to flickermans jokes, to the doctor's announcement...i wonder aren't we watching it for entertainment too

suzanne collins' books may exist in popular culture as "dystopian", but they have always been a meticulous and startlingly close social critique of our world. at what point does our own idolization of the movies and the books repeat that story? we watch just as the capitol audience does.

all dystopia eventually crosses a line from realistic futurism to current relevancy. how long will it take us to realize we've already crossed that line with these books? and the very people who need to realize this are the ones in that audience...real or fake, we're the same: consuming and consuming.

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

Watching the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes is realizing that despite the obvious implication that Lucy Gray is the songbird and Snow is the Snake…it’s likely the opposite.

Lucy gray controlled the snakes and used them as her weapon of choice, the snake biting him was Lucy’s kiss goodbye. She is the snake.

Snow sold Sejanus out through the jabberjay’s, they were his tool to fly back home and back into power. He is the songbird.

But at the same time…as in her Ballad, Lucy Gray flys away with the mockingjays after she sings the Hanging Tree one final time while fleeing Snow. She is physically a songbird. And Snow chose to work with Dr. Gaul, who created and controlled those snakes. He was the snake who betrayed his friend.

Who is the songbird and who is the snake? It’s unclear, but isn’t that the mystery?

*drops this and runs*

goobers being silly

tom: i like dropping hints that i see sonic as my own son

tom: *to sonic* this is a WACHOWSKI FAMILY SAYING, passed down the WACHOWSKI FAMILY for GENERATIONS, said by MY FATHER to ME, his SON, in THIS VERY CANOE

sonic: okay, bestie :)