Happy Unbirthday Guys!!!

its always the right on some random writing task and the left on the important fucking exams and assessments. Please Shakespeare i beg of thee, infiltrate my mind and return to this mortal coil. use my body as a vestige.

Stop getting drunk with the monks and start eating lizards with a wizard

Blade is a name earned in the flames of gender diversity

I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?

#me core

My dsmp rewatch has led me to realise literally nothing. I just feel old. Why was that 5 years ago. Why did he bite? What are snapchats negative connotations upon the dsmp? Is mcyt doomed to always go bad? Existential crisis over silly block game is fun

I dont care about Katy Perry im focusing on Me dying right now

I hate seeing them deny my request fuck you fuck you fuck you I hate you die

I would let that man do things to me

Life is hard but at least I have,, blurry picture of Gerard Way.

"IM SO DIRTY BABE" then take a shower jesus christ gerard