You Said A Loser Like I’m Right Here

quick creepy clown sketch that I’m never gonna finish :)

spiritually I'm that fat rat from ratatouille

Can I get a medical certificate for jelquing it too much?

Sorry boss, can’t come into work tomorrow. Yeah. Sorry. Sprained my penis doing a little penis stretch called stretching my penis until it hurts. Yeah. Actually you’re not allowed to fire me over it because I’ll kill myself. You’ll be real sorry then. Okay see you tuesday

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

craving a non binary latte rn

morrissey interviewed in Uncut on 3rd may 2006

“helena is so overplayed” IDGAF🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️ SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love the internet

gerard way [ my chemical romance ] as a charged creeper [ minecraft ]

me with DnD when i forget my note as dm and have to improv

me me want cigarette