CROSSHAIR NO

charles: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. erik: What if it bites me and it dies!? alex: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, erik, learn to listen. raven: What if it bites itself and I die? hank: That’s voodoo. sean: What if it bites me and someone else dies? erik: That’s correlation, not causation. raven: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? hank: That’s kinky. charles: Oh my God.

it snowed a while ago

and i took photos

OMG HAWKEYE IS TOMORROW I CANT

WAIT!!!!

this is really bad but

this is 2/3 of these :)

PART 1 -

Erik is a MILF /j

it’s 2:30 am rn but i just had a thought

in a parental relationship, Erik Lensherr would be the mom.

if we look at this evidence:

he goes crazy when those he lives are hurt

anger issues (i have mommy issues)

turtlenecks

Pushing the agenda

"Scott used to beg me to wear this suit."

PART 2-

Charles is a DILF /j

still 2:30 am but here we go

charles would totally be the dad of a parental relationship. like no way he isn’t

look at this evidence:

Bald

Has a school for kids to use powers (play sports)

Can be manipulative at times

That one weird aunt is on his side of the fam (no hate to raven)

still talks about his one HS fling

favorites a specific child for a certain thing

All his friends probably have murdered or thought about it once or twice

Why do they do this

wait cause why is it that teachers say enjoy your break and then assign like 13 assignments due the day after break and a test you most definitely wont be studying for

I feel like everyone should see this

The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar premieres September the 27th on Netflix.