Timetobetraumatised - TimeToBeTraumatised

Sifo-Dyas was originally supposed to be a fake Jedi Sidious made up called Sido-Dyas, until George made a typo and decided he liked that better. Anyway new hilarious AU idea where Palpatine is trying to come up with a fake Jedi name to give to the Kaminoans and he ends up choosing "Sifo-Dyas" without realizing that's already the name of a real Jedi who exists and then when Obi-Wan gets to Kamino he's like "hey Master Sifo-Dyas did someone steal your identity or"

This is so hilarious, K. :D It's also kind of funny to imagine Sidious, master of secrets and double lives, trying to come up with an alias for his alias and getting just as far as a name that's basically exactly just "Siddy - us" with a Star Warsy dash. Great job, Palps, no notes.

i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.

If you're ever bored w far too much time on your hands, sit down, look up "Middle earth time line" and start reading. Click on whatever seems interesting. This will most definitely occupy you for a long while.

thinking wistfully once again about the au where fox accidentally kills palpatine, and then the whole coruscant guard loyally weekend-at-bernies the chancellor of the republic around for three days, trying to find a way to fake palpatine’s public death in a way that won’t lead back to their commander before he can break out of the holding cell thorn has him in and actually turn himself in for murder to someone who cares.

Pterocarpus Angolensis is a tree native to South Africa. It’s also commonly known as the bloodwood tree due to the fact that when it’s chopped or damaged, a deep red sap which looks eerily similar to blood, seeps from the tree. In fact, the purpose of the sap is to coagulate and seal the wound to promote healing, much like blood.

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

ily, menswear guy

the ending scene of Jimmy’s Impossible Minecraft Ep 5 was absolutely insane, I had to draw it !!

Grian why were you standing there just staring at the Enderdragon as it killed your friends??? u good bro?? Deity to deity communication ig