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When your Batsy isn't around 😢

Sad clown

Silly headcanons for Telltale Batman (mainly Bruce and John)

1. Vigilante John imitates Batman’s voice when interrogating criminals

2. Bane squirms a lot when getting tattoos

3. Oz always tells some badass/over the top story for the scar on his nose, like he fought off an entire battalion of queen’s guards just to take a selfie with Queen Elizabeth when in reality, he ran into a pole or some shit when he was drunk

4. John begs Bruce to let him drive the Batmobile when they go anywhere

5. John and Bruce sing/dance along to radio songs together in the car

6. John carries a glitter pen around in case anyone wants his or Batman’s autographs

7. Bruce inherits John’s laugh after spending so much time with him and scares the shit out of his coworkers

8. Regina quit after episode 2

9. John practices his Batarang skills on selfies he took with Harley

10. John snores/drools in his sleep. He also sneaks into Bruce’s bed during the night like a puppy

11. Bruce is constantly trying to keep Alfred and John from killing each other

12. John prank scares Bruce all the time

13. Bruce takes his Batarang away as punishment

14. John pouts and gives Bruce puppy eyes when he wants him to do something

15. John pretends to fall asleep on the couch so Bruce will carry him to the bedroom

hottest scene in the whole game for me

i want him

I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

All your choices have led to this…

Happy Valentines Day! 💌

Hank: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this one?

Connor: Tell it you changed your mind.

Hank: Uh.. Sorry honey, changed my mind. Nothing personal, you’re… a lovely girl, I just, uh… you know… I’m with him and… I mean, not with him like that… I’m not that… That’s not what I… You um… Wow… I just… got a job to do.

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow

Finally remembered to do this scene XD

When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?

JOKER (2019) dir. TODD PHILLIPS.