petition to change Damian Wayne's name spelling to Dimyan. The Arabic spelling (and pronunciation)
Percy: i sprayed febreeze while singing
Percy: I inhaled it
Percy: now my throat smells like flowers
I started writing a Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who crossover fic on a Ao3, where Rory Williams and John Watson meet in University and become friends.
It's not complete yet but I will try to update it regularly. So maybe (please), if it seems interesting to you, check it out.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64501414
Leo valdez : Your lab is in the bathroom?
Percy jackson : Annabeth says this is the perfect place for my work. I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.
Duke: Hey Bruce, Dick showed me a picture of your ex
Duke: The standards are nonexistent
Bruce: its hard for me to have standards cause i’m my biggest hater
Bruce: Selina or Talia ?
Duke: Clark Kent
Bruce Wayne: THAT DOESN’T COUNT WE KISSED ONCE
Dick Grayson (the whore) singing: ~ Oh i love it and i hate it at the same time hiding all of our sins from the daylight ~
Jason Todd (who's probably a virgin): Nah bro i'm tryna fuck from the am to the pm to the am
Jude Duarte ranting about Cardan : He’s throwing a fit. He might as well wear my dresses and call it a day. If he wants to be little miss princess so bad let him.
Sirius dramatically: I’m telling you Remus I get yearly hair loss, it literally stopped for so long and now someone pressed the play button on it
James solemnly: It’s a seasonal thing. Like allergies
Dick Grayson texting on the family groupchat: Bro bro bro
Dick: i didn’t get this on camera last night which sucks
Dick: but i was just tossing in my sleep when i feel the bed start like sinking and i looked behind me
Dick: DAMIAN WAS JUST THERE STARING AT MY FACE NEXT TO ME AND THEN HE WHINED
Dick: So i made space for him on the bed and he purred and laid down next to me
Dick: BRO HE’S ACTUALLY HUMAN
Nina Zenik: Sometimes i forget i have big boobs then i go a head and try to lie on my front
Piper: Leo PLEASE open your mouth for the right things or not at all
Piper: i am not ready to lose you but if i have to i will rip myself away
Frank: [no sympathy] if worst comes to worst