The Bird And The Bees Scene Jumpscared Me And The Fact It Happened Early On 💀💀

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, part 2

(since y’all liked the first one so much)

- professor: if you eat with a beryllium spoon you will, unfortunately, die

- same professor, later: and if you can’t tell these two compounds apart on the final, i will personally offer you a beryllium spoon with your next meal

- professor: this compound is highly toxic and explosive, so you will not be working with it in your first two years of education.   student: so we’re cool to die after sophomore year?

- professor: sodium nitrite is highly toxic   professor: it’s most widely used as a food additive

- political science professor: but has any one of you ever seen an atom?

- professor: the topic of today’s lecture is the concentration of water in water.

- *announcing participation grades, out of 10*   professor: you did very well this semester, your grade is 6

- sex is cool but have you been to Professor […]’s lectures?

- *professor walks back inside the room where students are taking a test, hears students frantically trying to hide their phones and notebooks*    professor: oh well, you’ll get better at cheating eventually…

- it went well and by that i mean it didn’t explode

- I GOT 6/10 ON THE CALCULUS TEST THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TODAY

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

Ed: The glass is half empty.  Al:  I think the glass is half full. Ed: I think you’re full of shit.

Hanji: So, we have to get through this door somehow. Erwin, give me your credit card.

Erwin: Okay.

Hanji: Cool. Levi, kick down the door.

buddy brothers

me thinking about no capes au again: :-)

Quarantine made me bored so I decided to play Persona 3 Portable. Immediately got addicted to it.

hes an ace weapon maker

So I drew this based off @incorrect-mha-quotes post

when ur friend cant be simply categorized