@apokoshit

Erwin: what’s a thot?

Hange: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner table*

Levi: here’s the salt, erwin

Erwin: thanks levi, you’re such a thot!

Levi: *spits out tea*

Hange: *hysterical laughter*

b3 stuff 

Jason: Hey demon

Damian, watching anime: What.

Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.

Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.

Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?

Damian: Of course.

Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.

Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?

Jason: what

Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.

Jason: …Macbeth.

Damian, smirking:

Jason:…

Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Jason: …

Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*

Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.

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Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?

Ever since I read the poem "A Meeting" by Wendell Berry, it made me think of them. Text is from that poem

Spoilers for episode 71/chapter 155 of Monster

Hot dog car

armin, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

eren, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and looking after the kids

mikasa: what are you guys doing?

armin: we're playing systemic oppression

This is what misinformation + selective outrage + indifference looks like

Me: Gotdammit

*Evil guy undercover at a Wayne gala and the kids forget they’re in their civilian clothes*

Tim(to Jason): You chloroformed the janitor?!

Dick: We’re in trouble. We have to do something.

Tim: I don’t know what to do. My whole brain is crying.

Jason: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.

*Evil guy starts to wake up and groans*

*Dick, Jason, and Tim pretend to wake up*

Evil guy: What’s happening?

Dick: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed!

Tim: Somebody chloroformed all of us.

Jason: And now we’re regaining consciousness together!

real conversation from the manga