[DC] maybe putting the four of them in a room together would be too chaotic…
Like every tv show I’m obsessed with, SNK also had to go through my personal rite of passage and be crossed over with Fullmetal Alchemist.
I don’t know what to say about this. I laughed for 20 minutes at Mike.
Ur mom
dork loser
Couldn’t find the original tweet but here’s the person who made the original image: (x)
Jason: Hey demon
Damian, watching anime: What.
Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.
Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.
Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?
Damian: Of course.
Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.
Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?
Jason: what
Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.
Jason: …Macbeth.
Damian, smirking:
Jason:…
Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
Jason: …
Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*
Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.
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Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?
Quarantine made me bored so I decided to play Persona 3 Portable. Immediately got addicted to it.
Canines are adorable so I draw them
Cyno: I think I have ligma
Tighnari: What’s ligma?
Cyno: LIGMA BALLS!!! So basically, let me explain. Ligma isn’t a real disease or a real word but it sounds like one. So it’s like an easy way to get someone to ask “what’s ligma” because it sounds like you have a disease or illness. So then when someone asks you say “ligma balls” (which phonetically sounds like “lick my balls”) it’s easy to lure someone into a funny joke and then it insinuates that they want to lick YOUR balls. So this is pretty hilarious on a multitude of levels. Firstly, (obviously) the other person doesn’t want to lick your balls, so it’s funny that you made them say something which demonstrates their desire to lick your balls when they in fact do not want to lick your balls. Secondly, it’s onomatopoeic, almost an onomatopoeic pun, so it’s pretty funny that “ligma” is phonetically interchangeable with “lick my”, at least in an certain accents. It may be difficult to achieve the same result with different accents, as some accents will hard pronounce the “ck” whereas others will omit the “ck” into a “g” sound, taking slang and cultural pronunciations into account, resulting in “ligma” instead of “lick my”. This makes it easy to fool those who are used to “g” pronunciations as a replacement for the “ck” plosive, or other variances. Do you get it?
I was doing fine without ya, 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase ~The Less I Know The Better
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