Happy Birthday! Also I'm So Sorry This Is Super Late

I almost spit out my drink from laughing when I saw the "he shall be cut like a sandwich" part

Ps I absolutely love all your ocs and artwork it's all so beautiful and sometimes horrific in it's own twisted beautiful way, @doodleshrimps

Don't miss it! (he shall be cut like a sandwich)

Among us double murder

Literally the most accurate description of ghost ever written, ghost saves lives

It saved mine

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

Decided to write some Copia fanfic

Could I request a 3d model of my oc?

Hey you, want me to make you a free 3d model?

No strings attached, I'm wanting to try to do commission type work, just for practice and such

I'm reasonably well versed in 3d modeling, I can do most things decently, so any idea or request and I can attempt it

If you're interested feel free to dm me, reblog this with your request or send it in my asks!

Anyone is welcome, any ideas or requests welcome (not guaranteed I'll do it but submit away, nothing to lose) big or small, simplistic or complex!

Also I don't like saying this, but reblogs would be appreciated cause I'm desperate for something to do, so this reaching more people and getting more requests would be very nice