Kirishima: How Is The Best Person Ever Doing?

Kaminari: Bakugou has favorites

Mina: Proof?

Kaminari: Kirishima yelled at him and lived

Mina: Yeah but he has bf privileges

Kaminari: He let Sero off the hook for the same thing we did last week

Mina: Sero also pulls stuff less often. Face it. You’re just jealous he confessed to his bf first.

Kaminari: *crying* Why did I wait so long?

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Sero: Some creatures are best left alone to look after themselves

Sero: My boyfriend is one of those creatures

Kaminari: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to burn the nuggets

Midoriya: Today on Weird Facts For You, featuring me, Kaminari, and Tokoyami.

Midoriya: Between the three of us there is almost no weird fact we don't know.

Kaminari: Tokoyami, what's today's weird fact?

Tokoyami: There is a fungus that infects ants and turns them into zombies. These zombie ants will climb as high as possible before the fungus grows through their head and kills them.

I hate disassociating when I’m trying to do things that require active consciousness/control because my brain wants to check out and I’m like “No we have Tasks” and so to be a brat my brain says “fine but you’ll have to think about every little thing you want your body to do”

Love writing an absolute war crime of a fanfic. I did zero research outside of the one Special Interest aspect of this fic. I am purposefully mischaracterizing your fave to have a plot. I have entirely disregarded canon. The best part? I don’t care if anyone likes it because I’m only writing it to get the words to exit my brain.

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

Some person: What is your problem?

Sero: He has dumb gay disease

Kaminari: I have dumb gay disease