You thought the prank wars were over but you were wrong.
Mina: Will you quit?
Sero, with a long suffering sigh: What now?
Kaminari, gleefully pointing to a sheep: Fluffy horse with long ears.
Mina: He’s intentionally misidentifying creators to annoy me.
Kaminari, pointing to dark shadow: What a weird dog.
This is what the alien who is trying to give you hints has to continuously remind themselves as you continue to be oblivious.
Studies have shown that humans are terrible at recognizing flirtatious behavior in other humans. We’re even worse at recognizing it in aliens.
Bakugou: To all the people who care about me, why?
Kirishima: I’m sitting right here with a PowerPoint.
Bakugou: What are you doing dunce?
Kaminari, happily: Eating a poptart
Mina, stealing his poptart: No longer!
Kaminari, now full of fury: Return my poptart or face my wrath.
Mina: Alright, returning the poptart.
I wrote this forever ago (it was only like a month ago but still) and I need it to be put here for the artists and readers who want boys in skirts in a story.
Only day you can rb this
Lay it on me, boys.
“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking
Midoriya: It’s now illegal to be mean to me
Bakagou: Guess I’m going to jail
Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.
Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?
Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!
Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.
People who still follow me from a while ago frighten me. Like this train long ago left the tracks, idk why you’re still onboard
Kaminari: yeah I’m an idiot
Some unsuspecting person: Don’t say that!
Kaminari: Do you really want me to show you?
Person: uhhhhh….
*insert stupid thing Kaminari does here*
Sero, finding out: Not again
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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