Both Were Filled At The Same Time With The Same Water, Only One Had Oysters.

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

I understand why people dislike leather and animal products. But leather is such a good resource? Like… My mom bought a sturdy leather coat in 1989. I’m in my 20’s and I now wear that coat. That’s a 30 year old coat? 30 years, two generations, one coat. Versus, like… A plastic one, that rips and gets thrown out, or releases bits into the ecosystem every time it’s washed, takes a billion years to decompose, lasts maybe a decade if you’re super duper careful, and uses oil products in it’s construction. Like, yeah leather is expensive and comes from a living animal, and I’m not saying that you should go out and buy fifty fur and leather products for the he’ll of it, but like… Maybe the compromise is worth it? One animal product, valued and respected and worn down for generations, versus like… Six plastic products that will never ever go away?

idk, I could be wrong.

the enterprise senior crew at 100% power

the enterprise senior crew at 99% power

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Tennessee Williams’ typewriter. At the Morgan Library & Museum. 

Olivetti ads by Italian graphic designer, Giovanni Pintori (1912-1999). The first one is from 1949, the others are late 1950s/early 1960s.

Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face

Jaskier after getting attacked by the djinn.

literally my favorite type of tweet