I Am Not A “girl” Or A “boy,” I Am A Bastard And Your genders can’t Contain Me

Me (looking at the male Snapchat filter of myself for the first time): …

Me: …

Me: …

Me: ok yeah

Stay a while~

This cozy, wrapped-up blanket burrito chibird is how I want to spend my winter. 🔥 Don’t worry, the spare blanket was freshly laundered and sanitized!

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Ok but I love the comments on the Genius lyrics page for Cavetown’s Dysphoric because they’re all like “Dysphoric? But why would Cavetown write a song about feeling dysphoric when he isn’t trans??” Like bro are you dumb or stupid

My love language is touch which mean if you get anywhere near me while I’m angry, I will not hesitate to break your knees

I can already tell tumblr is changing my behaviors, for example

My brother tugged on my hair and I told him I would rip him Limb from Limb

My aesthetic is staying up unreasonably late, especially if I have to get up early the next day. Don’t ask me why. I couldn’t tell you

So uhh… earlier my sister told me looked like a boy to try to insult me, but I just said thanks lmao

Sometimes I wonder why I’m so self conscious about my head voice, so I was outside, practicing my head voice, and when I came back inside, several of my family members asked me what that awful noise was. Never again.

If you have seen these sort of tiktoks before, you will know this this was, in fact, incredibly counterproductive, and I nearly had a panic attack. A lot of these tiktoks had a weird, robotic sounding, clunky version of the song “Daisy, Daisy,” which brings us to my conclusion: 1.) If you are feeling disconnected from yourself, your body, and your surroundings, do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES watch weirdcore/dreamcore tiktoks and 2.) Hearing the previously mention version of “Daisy, Daisy” causes me to nearly stroke out, and I do not like it

Ok but hearing the robotic version of “Daisy, Daisy” triggers the release of adrenaline in my body and I don’t like it

Do we need to take another look at Yahoo?

genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen