Hey I Hear U Are The Hottest Single, Wanna Top My List???

In case I lose it..

where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes

The way she looked at me my optical sensors automatically registered 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 and then we knew we were in love.We then adjusted our local coordinates and we intersected at the coffee bean twisting and squooshing machine. As soon as we met my battery pack registered and huge spike and my robotic vibrational module malfunctioned.I barely had the neurons to vibrate my speakers but I got over it. We produced multiple vibrations of air for a very long time .It seems that we were both programmed in the same language and were only miles apart when our owners were assembling us.

After this she started squishing her wobbly skin pad on her mouth and started touchscreening my left arm. She was definitely into my programs and had already started to wipe out my primary functions.

After that she was putting some liquids in her speakers and making turtle sex noises. My neurons calculated she maybe out of battery and therefore recharging herself with the jiggly water.

After a while we started to rhyme with the jiggly speaker sound. My interconnected joints started making robot sex noises and I was embarrassed. She however thought It was the man wobbling the compact disc. She however fell down and I started to see hydrogen peroxide rolling down her face skin pads. I forwarded my arm and said '01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100111 00100000 ' and then i knew our neurons were matched and we were in chemical castrated attraction of human kind

Good decision.

Since u liked the first one.

If doctor strange had not given up the green infinity stone he would have killed him and also tony stark and had still got the stone.

Therefore I think that doctor strange giving up the stone to save tony is justified.

Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.

Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.

Fuck y'all.

Fellas is it gay to watch soccer .i mean u r totally seeing 22 guys play with ball..

Do u think that we could invent a device operated with batteries which could like toast a bread between our hands when we hold it. Like I would hold the bread between my toaster gloves and somehow switch on the toaster glove and boom a toaster bread

Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????

Have you ever seen a post so weird yet u can still relate????

Holy shit

Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.

Basically we all are cats in other form.

Me: I am a cat person .

My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.