every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
Pandora's Box by
FerretShark
Happy hesitates for a millisecond and then caves, “The other day at the apartment, the kid dropped a ring box.”
“What? A what now?”
“Little velvet box.” Happy gestures the approximate size with his hands.
The Mystery of Peter Parker by
athass_prkr
Peter Parker disappeared 2 years ago, the day his aunt May dies. He just came back to school today, out of nowhere and everyone has theories for what happened to him. How did he suddenly become ripped?? What's he doing in an underground fight club?? Is Peter Parker secretly a badass???
Basically, people realize Peter is a badass, Flash is an asshole and breaks his arms, field trip to SI where Peter kicks ass and spars with Nat. He meets the avengers and accidentally lifts Mjolnir.
Protect the child
delmar's daughter by
rewritethewebs
based on the tumblr prompt about mj being mr. delmar's daughter:
"like just IMAGINE Peter one day going into the shop, teasing mr. delmar again about his daughter bc he won't stop bringing up his aunt and then mj pops up from behind her dad stocking up the shop like "what about his daughter?" and it's all up/downhill from there"
Voices by Local-Asshole
Lena isn't a fan of socializing, since they often lead to her psychopathic brother or the fact that she's blind. Then she meets Kara her first year of high school, but as their friendship overcomes many obstacles throughout the years, Lena's family life continues to drive a wedge between them. But that's not the worst part. Because Lena is also finding herself falling in love.
I did the wraparound art for the special edition Mondo RUNAWAYS vinyl soundtrack, dropping at SDCC this weekend! It’ll be available exclusively at the Marvel booth (#2329) 🌈✨ loved drawing these good kids 💖
Searching for the Lyon rewrite by withgirl
Regina is Hades and Emma is a sheltered princess whose parents defied the goddess of the underworld. On the princess's 21st birthday, Hades arrives to get what she was promised, the first child of Snow White and Prince Charming. After such a wait, however, the goddess believes she deserves much more than just another soul in her kingdom. [Emma x Regina pairing] *Slow-burn* Greek AU
my current pet peeve is I keep seeing people portraying Michelle Jones as this cool, savvy, confident character. what world do y'all live in??? that dork is a mess. she keeps accidentally insulting her crush because she can’t deal with feelings and panics every time he so much as smiles at her. she literally follows him around and sketches pictures of him in her notebook when he’s not aware of it. I swear to God the girl watched Hey Arnold, saw Helga’s method of ‘dealing’ with her crush, and took notes.
like, if Peter’s plan had succeeded? If he had given MJ a gorgeous black dahlia necklace on top of the Eiffel Tower? she would have developed a debilitating fever before he had a chance to go in for a kiss. she 100% once coerced Ned into helping her hack into Peter’s medical records so she could calculate his star chart instead of just like, asking Peter if he knew what time he was born during a normal conversation. after she found out he was a Leo sun/ Aires moon/ Aires rising, and she realized she wasn’t horrified by that combination, she literally went to her therapist and begged her to walk her through why this wasn’t killing her crush on him. One time Peter got really passionate during a debate in class and afterwards MJ had to go lay down in the nurses office for a few minutes because she was so into that side of him and it freaked her out. On her birthday one year Peter got her some very specific niche candy that’s hard to find and doodled a few hearts in her card and she thought about it for weeks afterward. She probably unironically listens to Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” and sadly stalks through his instagram after she sees his lab parter Gwen flirting with him one time.
she’s 16!! she’s awkward!! Peter’s not the only one freaking out about their relationship! lol
all the best found family stories end with them all living together in the same place and continuing to have adventures together and just, like, hang out as a group. 2012 avengers fanfics were RIGHT when they took that concept and ran with it so everyone had their own floor in the tower and participated in weekly movie nights and cuddle piles. that’s EXACTLY what i want to see.