Be Nice To My Good Girl :’’’’)

Pandora's Box by

FerretShark

Happy hesitates for a millisecond and then caves, “The other day at the apartment, the kid dropped a ring box.”

“What? A what now?”

“Little velvet box.” Happy gestures the approximate size with his hands.

lena: and who are you exactly?

lilian, offended: i am your mother, lena.

lena: no youre not?

lilian, removing her glasses: earth’s most beautiful mind versus a pair of glasses.

lena, shocked: mother. what can i do for you?

kara, watching the conversation:

Spring Break Fever by

chrono96

Right before their first spring break at NYU, MJ comes over to Ned and Peter's apartment for a favor: she needs someone to spend a week with her and her family in Hawaii, and come as her date to her aunt's wedding so her family will finally stop tormenting her about being single.

There's one catch, though: Peter and MJ can't stand each other, and entangling them in a fake relationship will definitely ensure chaos...and maybe something else.

Counting Teeth by ChaoticallyFluffy

A child screams, terrified to go to the most horrifying place for a child... the dentist.

Luckily, Captain Marvel is here to save the day! (and maybe freak out some people with his wonky cryptid anatomy along the way).

Brought to you from the Best Boy Billy Batson series

Does anyone else remember the feeling of first seeing their ship either on tv or seeing the name scattered about online and then searching it on Tumblr just because you’re curious but it turns you slowly, but surely into a friendless, psychotic ball of emotion, raw feels and with a possessiveness of fictional characters?

Just me? Alright then.

To be honest, what hits me the most about the Ant-Man and the Wasp credit scenes is the aftermath shown in the final, second, post-credit scene. The ringing, caution notice on the television sitting abandoned in Scott’s house

Because just imagine Aunt May or Ned staring at their television sets, wondering desperately, frantically, what happened, who did this, what went wrong, where is Peter, where is Peter, where is Peter -

Imagine Pepper sitting back at the compound, trying to call Tony’s suit over and over again, pressing the call button on her phone with a pit in her stomach and dread in her heart, attempting to reach FRIDAY somehow, anyhow, just needing to know where Tony is, if he made it back to Earth, if he’s okay

Imagine Mr. and Mrs. Wilson hearing the broadcast from the other room, running into the living room, trying to contact their son through any phone number possible because they haven’t been able to talk to him in two years but they just need to know if he’s okay, please

And imagine Cassie, and her mother, and her step-father, if they’re even alive at all, running through the chaotic streets after seeing the notice on their televisions, searching Scott’s house up and down, looking and hoping and trying to find him, but they can’t, they can’t, they just can’t

Yes i'm so excited!

Announcing the first Swan Queen Supernova challenge! 

We are your friendly neighborhood longfic challenge, in the tradition of big bang challenges everywhere, including our very own Swan Queen Big Bang challenge (run by the lovely damelola and writetherest for four successive editions before they hung up their boots). 

Our mission is to produce collaborative fanworks between our fandom’s writers and artists — original SQ fanfiction (10,000 words minimum) and accompanying fanart or fanvids. 

Sign-ups begin on July 20, reveals mid-December.

Are you ready?

litteral conversation i heard in walmart M: bobby put that tutu down its for girls! B: fuck you mom!

The Avenger's Love Peter Parker (Nearly Too Much)

by

bluebell_badbitch (orphan_account)

Peter Parker is s t r u g g l i n g. He lives in the Avengers' Tower, but they don't know a few things. Mainly, Peter has Tourette's, and he wants to do anything in his power to hide it from the adults in the tower.