lol
Basically me
lena: and who are you exactly?
lilian, offended: i am your mother, lena.
lena: no youre not?
lilian, removing her glasses: earth’s most beautiful mind versus a pair of glasses.
lena, shocked: mother. what can i do for you?
kara, watching the conversation:
Does anyone else when reading sick fics now a days think about how selfish the workaholic person is to go into work even tho they are sick and probably contagious? I'm not being classist I promise because the sick person is usually like the CEO of the company
something so precious about this by
the_crownless_queen
"Did you know Nat talked in her sleep sometimes?"
I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
The timeless tale of The Christmas Wyrm. So if you are impossible to get gifts for, that just might be a good thing - Kringlekrist can’t get to you either! :)
The Avenger's Love Peter Parker (Nearly Too Much)
by
bluebell_badbitch (orphan_account)
Peter Parker is s t r u g g l i n g. He lives in the Avengers' Tower, but they don't know a few things. Mainly, Peter has Tourette's, and he wants to do anything in his power to hide it from the adults in the tower.
You asked for it, I delivered! (finally) The second part to the Girlfriends gifset. (Part 1) I profoundly apologize if I have butchered any of your ships in the process, do consider that I don’t actually watch some of these shows.
And a special shout-out to my amazing friend delphinecosmier for helping me to come up with the names. You rock, buddy!
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!