>average Minotaur Player

Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

Tears of the kingdom is just a blatant bad piggies ripoff, can Nintendo actually come up with original ideas?

Posting random memes on my phone (rule) 5

Rule (posting random memes on my phone day 4)

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Containment has been breached, the gay people have escaped Reddit!

Initiate protocol 5!

genuine question what the hell is r/196 i always thought it was some kind of r9k thing but it looks like a bunch gay shitposters returning to their natural environment (tumblr) after having been in a life hostile terrarium (reddit) for 5 years

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

Bought this lovely succulent for just 1€ in a local plant shop, very happy with them!