My Teacher Doesn't Believe That School Can Affect Anyone Negatively.

Reblog to drop Yzma into the next post

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Point Nemo

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

Pushing the button will cause you to almost always have perfect health.

Here's how it works: When you develop something that you consciously consider a health problem, the next time you sleep you will wake up next to your body. It is now dead. In a maximum of two hours a new body will form around you that is just how the previous one would have been without the problem. If you were sick, no longer sick. If you lost an arm, it's back. If you were born with one arm but want two, you have two now. If you decided that human bodies (or just yours) have a flawed design and have ideas for how it could be improved, you have the improvements. Yes, this can be things about your mind that you want to change. Etc. You can figure this out I think. Of course, you will need to do something about the corpses. And each time this happens, you look just slightly more uncanny.

I am rather firmly set in my belief that nostalgebraist-autoresponder is the only good ai.

Reblog to kill it faster

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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The always option would be similar to "breathing manually" don't worry tho this won't affect sleep-

Much

Since you will always be thinking about something it may be harder to focus on other things, accomplish tasks, etc. You will have complete control of your breathing at all times, so things like swimming (or running, I think) would be a lot easier.

2. The never option makes your breathing not consciously controlled at all, like your heart or kidney or something. Thus, you can focus on stuff without ever thinking about breathing. For better or worse. But since you don't control your own breathing you cannot do things like hold your breath or switch from breathing with your mouth to with your nose. So you cannot really avoid inhaling harmful gasses or liquids.