I need someone to love me as much as Oliver Wood loved quidditch
What is happening?!
Evie: Celia, bed. now!
Celia: Evie, no. Catch me!
Ben and mal both suck at flirting:
Ben: Maybe I'll call you soon
Mal: Maybe I'll answer
Ben: And maybe when you answer, I'll talk to you
Mal: that'd be weird if you didn't
Audrey talking about Ben proposing Mal:
Audrey: I should have just been happy for you but instead I was jealous and pretty
Mal: dont you mean petty?
Audrey: yeah, that too
Mal: audrey, we have a great birthday surprise for you
Audrey:You're moving back to Isle and taking your friends with you?
Queen leah enters
Leah: Suprise birthday girl
Audrey shocked and uncomfortable: Granny, what are you doing here
Leah: wondering why you're still not married *glances at Ben*
Colin O’Donoghue as Captain James Hook
Samara Weaving as Marie Hook
Victoria Justice as Harriet Hook
Thomas Doherty as Harry Hook
Olivia Holt as Calista Jane “CJ” Hook
[At baking the love cookie scene]
Lonnie: Why the hell are you making cookies at 3 am in the morning?!
Carlos: ... we umm...
[Evie whispers to mal]: dont say something stupid just play dumb.
Mal: ... it is three-thirty.
Hades: do you think I am too confident?
Mal: no
Hades: dont lie to me.
Mal: you are my father
Hades: alright then. Anything you'll say in next 30 second is free. Starting now.
Mal: I think you are a drama queen-well God. Overreactor, self-centered, pushy-
Hades: But I-
Mal: no. I still have 23 more seconds
Sherlock: Y-You?!
Greg: Yes
Sherlock: Y-you Gavin Lestrade?!
Greg: Greg
Sherlock: MY BROTHER?!
Mycroft: indeed
Sherlock: 6 Bloody Years?!
Mycroft: 7 next month
Sherlock: MARRIAGE?!
Greg: I think we broke him Myc...
[Harry,drunk]: who is the most handsome guy in the fucking existence?
Uma: uh... you?
Harry: no. It is fucking Jay!
Harry Hook: sometimes I dont know if I love how much I fear Uma, or fear how much I love her
[Gil trying to cheer harry up]
Harry: I'm a trash
Gil: exactly! You are a trash can. Not a trash cannot