Baby Bobtail Squid Look Like Emojis But Alive

hes so metal for that

He just stares at me and breathes really hard when he’s hungry

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Siiigh Need a scary and big monster to hug me,,,,,,,,,,

MAD SCIENTISTS 🔛🔝

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

Attraction turns into obsession for me

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

✨reblog if you are a massive nerd or if you have a breeding kink✨

I didn't read the title and just immediately picked 9/11. (I also had to look up how to spell immediately)

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition