"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?
she's so pretty.... and mean to me...
@syncr3tical
Thomas Webb perfume bottles (via).
Mmmmm… doing anything other than graphic design
We probably shouldn’t be left alone with a whiteboard
Trying to think of a design is going to make me commit multiple instances of arson
The barely functioning mouse and keyboard isn’t helping
I disagree. There’s exactly two characters that has some chemistry between each other. It’s Sanhua and Jinhsi. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Edit: I just realized, I might just think that because of the amount fics I read. The story in the game so bland I remember like one or two things
aviation tgirl who’s come to terms with the evils of american imperialism and has decided that from now on she’ll only jerk off to chinese fighter jets.
Also giant genetically engineered cat like creatures, wolf like creatures and fox like infested creatures, weird hoverboard creatures. Funky horses touch, motorcycles powered by nuclear energy. Bisexuals, like a lot of bisexuals. And hunting people for ✨cosmetics✨
Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.
You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.
Hop on Warframe, we have:
Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist
your trans robot mom who has DID
old man yaoi
a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug
an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god
a fish voiced by Astarion
workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists
incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)
a boyband that you have to slay for weapons
and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love
And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.
the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature