NEW PARKOUR CIVILIZATION FIC

Happy valentines day pookie i drew you f 14 :3 (ALSO A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT LMAO)

i actually love you right now this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

“i want a pathetic boyfriend” no you don’t. im a pathetic boy and let me tell you it’s not something you can just turn on and off . i am pathetic 100% of the time and it is exhausting

omg??? chapter 2 was just posted???

this is not true. I am from the USA and i am not a bot. Think before you speak. Now wire me $100 for hamburgr

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

the many feelings of god's second favorite

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

so i have a new fic... and it's assassin c!quackity centric

Genuinely super into Parkour Civilization I might be writing a fic about it stay tuned for that

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59988592

a fic i wrote a while back :) here you guys go

ok and ai could never do this so