Bitches Who Believe In Astrology Are So Fucking Stupid Haven’t You Watched The Pokemon Movie Where

bitches who believe in astrology are so fucking stupid haven’t you watched the pokemon movie where mewtwo explicitly says the circumstances of your birth are irrelevant

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4 years ago

Giveaway—found family zine

We’re in the final stages of our BNHA found family zine! All proceeds go to the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption, an American charity that helps connect foster children to permanent, adoptive homes.

Preorders end April 17; to help promote the zine, we’re offering a free Hearth bundle giveaway, which includes a digital PDF of our 150-page zine, two digital prints, and a phone wallpaper.

All you have to do to enter the giveaway is reblog this post by April 14. 

Once the winner is announced, they will have 48 hours to contact us and claim their prize. Should the winner have already ordered the zine (either PDF-only or PDF plus merch), their payment will be canceled, and they will receive the zine at no cost.

2 years ago

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

3 years ago

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

3 years ago

god would never let me into heaven bc i am so much prettier than him and hes jealous

3 years ago

may i request a rainbow snom for prode month

May I Request A Rainbow Snom For Prode Month
2 years ago

i’ll have you know well over six tumblr users enjoy my religious trauma shitposts


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9 years ago

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

1 year ago

kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.

3 years ago

women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

3 years ago

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

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