Thesadpandagod - The Sad Panda God

i am a simple apostate. i see a system or institution that discourages thinking and making decisions for yourself, ostracizes people, tells you to never question their authority, tells you it knows you better than you know yourself and thinks something is inherently wrong with people that only they can “fix” and i want to destroy it and burn it to the fucking ground with my bare hands

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

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from one chronically anxious person to another: the world is not going to go up in flames. What happens will be more slow, more bureaucratic, more boring. There is no catastrophe to end all catastrophes, no rapture, no sudden end. You can't give into the call of the void, because there is no void. So you just have to do the work to make tomorrow a better place, anyway. Because that's how it gets better.

Can you really present Christian weddings as monogamous when they're inherently throuples?

There's you, there's God, and there's your side-person, oh right. The term is spouse.

i hope all you lesbians are having an especially great week this week, i love y'all

all the lesbians get a little forehead kiss this week, i don't make the rules

I'm learning that being in a high control group has made me a fantastic actor. I had doubts for years and while I felt a lot of guilt, I also just couldn't make myself feel or act how I knew I was excepted to. So I leaned hard into the shy sweet girl archetype. Sure they think I'm at least 5 years younger than I am, but I can do the bare minimum and ignore uncomfortable topics out of "nervousness".

The real me is opinionated, blunt, and consistently makes jokes. My family will tell others this, but they don't often believe them. It goes unquestioned and gives me some freedom. Still, I will be extremely relieved when I can retire the role.

You ever have someone message you on social media and think "what if I deleted my entire account?"