I Love Insults Like Landlubber And Cityslicker, Look At This Idiot Not Used To Areas And Situations

I'll see you in a better tomorrow.

i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

I love your posts about the guys and their diff reactions, but after feeling like my chest was going to implode. The mates reactions to hearing their s/o do a violent sneeze, or even a sneezing fit. How do THEY sneeze, are there Pikachu sneezes, kitten sneezes, sneezes that wake up the dead??? Lay it on me babes 💖

U got that sneezing kink 👀?

Gaz says bless you, like a normal person, when you sneeze. He also has a very normal sneeze. That’s not true. His sneeze is high pitched and he’s insecure about how he sounds like a baby mouse when he’s sneezing.

Soap is the special kind of bastard who can tell when you’re about to sneeze and he says bless you (dia leat), thus ruining the sneeze. The volume of his sneeze is pretty normal, but be warned. He is a sprayer.

Ghost says nothing when anyone sneezes because he doesn’t really get the point. He will wordlessly offer tissues. He’s one of those people who sneezes so quietly you really just hear a “ch” sound.

Price says “god bless you” because he’s extra. And yes, I’ll say what we’re all thinking. He sneezes loud as fuck.

König says gesundheit normally, but what’s super weird is that he’ll hold your chin to keep you still while he wipes your nose for you with his personal handkerchief. His sneeze is largely unremarkable, but I do think he’s the most frequent sneezer in the cast.

You’re with Nikolai for like 2 years before you realize you’ve never heard him sneeze. Bud' zdorova is his typical response to you sneezing. Also hearing you sneeze makes him smile, he thinks it’s cute.

follow-up to that first post that was initially meant to be in the same post but then it got way too late so i didn't finish it BUT here it is

(+ additional silliness that i decided to add in the meantime:)

let him sleep !!!

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bokuto icon commission for @/simpleparoxysm on twitter

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

Vampy i miss youuu 💕💕💕💕💕💕 mwah

Just for you🫶

I've had so many ideas, but every single sketch looks like hell😭 so sorry everyone and thank you for the support!