The First Three Chapters Are Up 🎉.

Or they make a sequel and we all be like “the first one was better”

No, no, NO! You don’t understand! If they were going to make a movie called “Goncharov” it would have to be a modern REBOOT of the 1973 film. Then everyone would have the right to consume the media while simultaneously complaining about how “it isn’t as good as the original” or “I can’t BELIEVE that they left out the iconic part XYZ”. We get to watch the film and preserve the original. Everyone wins.

Anyone else listen to idea of her by cavetown and related to it but you weren’t sure why and have now realised that you’re aspec or just me?

We don’t just want hero rep we want all rep otherwise people might think we’re all boring

I’ve seen some confusion about this lately, so just to clarify:

Every character with a mostly green color scheme is canonically aromantic.

Every character with a mostly purple color scheme is canonically asexual.

Neither of these are up for debate. Hope that helps!

Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasn’t even your drink

Barty: doesn’t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isn’t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and he’s scared he ruined there friendship

I did that already, give me a new mission.

YOU. Become aromantic

My theory for Kitty’s death:

Historically, pineapples were used as decor to show that you have money, as they were very expensive.

And, in ‘The Thomas Thorne Affair’ (S2E4) Kitty says ‘Pineapple?! Goddess, no. They were wealthy, but they weren’t royalty.’

And in ‘Something to Share?’ (S3E5) we see her sister purposely get Kitty in trouble by moving her mothers bust so she knocks it over.

Then, in the season five trailer we see a pineapple on a stand, being focused on.

So my theory is: Kitty’s family had a pineapple on display as they were rich and wanted to show it. Awhile after it had been purchased, Eleanor tricks Kitty into eating the pineapple with the intention of getting her in trouble, as they ate an expensive bragging item. But as it was old she gets food poisoning which results in her death. (A pineapple allergy or chocking could also happen.)

Thoughts?

Headcannon Regulus really likes deers and researches them a lot and knows lots of facts about them and generals just really like and he tells James lots of these facts and things he knows about deer which James finds really amusing and one day:

James: do you want to know something really fucking cool about deers?

Regulus: is it something I already know?

James: no

Regulus: you sure? I know a lot about deers

James: trust me you don’t know this

James: *turns into a stag*

Regulus: *jaw drops*

Regulus: *is freaking out*

Regulus: James how did you do that?

James:

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

Regulus: James turn back so I can ask you questions

James: *turns back into himself*

James: tada

And then he gets asks lots of questions by Regulus but he doesn’t mind and answers them all and Regulus is like “SINCE 5TH YEAR!??!????!!!!??”

I’m not very good at metaphors and symbolism and stuff so I need to know if this makes sense or is completely idiotic

In Loki episode 3 Loki says “Love is a dagger, It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it….”

Then in episode 5 they hug Mobuis:

And they’re dragger is being clearly shown.

So, dagger=love and during the hug the dagger is on display, so does hug=their in love?

Am I thinking into this too much?

We’re all bitches

Bitches be like "this new year ima socialize more and make some plans" but we all know that's not true, they're too attached to fictional characters and fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

What if Robins sucked off prediction math was correct and the main ghosts just didn’t notice?

One of the plague ghosts going missing would probably go unnoticed by anyone but the other plague ghosts