Thomas Spent Most Of Free Pass Drowning Himself.

Headcannon Regulus really likes deers and researches them a lot and knows lots of facts about them and generals just really like and he tells James lots of these facts and things he knows about deer which James finds really amusing and one day:

James: do you want to know something really fucking cool about deers?

Regulus: is it something I already know?

James: no

Regulus: you sure? I know a lot about deers

James: trust me you don’t know this

James: *turns into a stag*

Regulus: *jaw drops*

Regulus: *is freaking out*

Regulus: James how did you do that?

James:

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

Regulus: James turn back so I can ask you questions

James: *turns back into himself*

James: tada

And then he gets asks lots of questions by Regulus but he doesn’t mind and answers them all and Regulus is like “SINCE 5TH YEAR!??!????!!!!??”

Most people know Stede and Ed are both based on real people.

Less people know that Stede Bonnet was hung to death in December 1718 and Edward Teach was killed in battle with sailors November 1718.

And S1 is set in 1717.

This worries me for s2 or future seasons.

Reblog if showing your parents your Tumblr would result in a reaaaaalllly awkward holiday season.

All of the above (shh don’t tell anyone)

reblog if you get bitches, are bitchless, or are a bitch. no one will know which one is the truth

Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasn’t even your drink

Barty: doesn’t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isn’t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and he’s scared he ruined there friendship

YIPPPEEEEE

I don’t normally draw because I’m a perfectionist and but I decided to give it ago and made some fanart

I’m not exactly proud of it but it’s not terrible

We’re all bitches

Bitches be like "this new year ima socialize more and make some plans" but we all know that's not true, they're too attached to fictional characters and fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

I love that pancake day is in aro week