How Am I Meant To Focus On My English Topic And Not Think About Fanfic When It’s Explaining AO3 (Assessment

Headcannon Regulus really likes deers and researches them a lot and knows lots of facts about them and generals just really like and he tells James lots of these facts and things he knows about deer which James finds really amusing and one day:

James: do you want to know something really fucking cool about deers?

Regulus: is it something I already know?

James: no

Regulus: you sure? I know a lot about deers

James: trust me you don’t know this

James: *turns into a stag*

Regulus: *jaw drops*

Regulus: *is freaking out*

Regulus: James how did you do that?

James:

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

Regulus: James turn back so I can ask you questions

James: *turns back into himself*

James: tada

And then he gets asks lots of questions by Regulus but he doesn’t mind and answers them all and Regulus is like “SINCE 5TH YEAR!??!????!!!!??”

He fails miserably then at the end realise that Jegulus we’re endgame on the main timeline and nobody told him

SOMEONE WRITE THIS OR ILL ADD IT TO MY ‘TO WRITE’ LIST

great idea for a fic: Harry goes back in time on a mission to make sure his parents get together but his dumbass accidentally gets Jegulus together and the entire fanfic is just him trying to fix it

Most people know Stede and Ed are both based on real people.

Less people know that Stede Bonnet was hung to death in December 1718 and Edward Teach was killed in battle with sailors November 1718.

And S1 is set in 1717.

This worries me for s2 or future seasons.

I think the reason non of the other ghosts have been sucked off yet is because they don’t want to.

Mary has said before that she wanted to be sucked off:

In The Thomas Thorne Affair(S2E4) she says “I used to dream of the day I would be sucked off’.

In Gone Gone(S4E4) she calls Robin a “lucky beggar’ when they think he got sucked off.

Whereas the other ghosts never express any want to move on:

In The Hardest Word(S4E3) the review(that Mary didn’t type) they say they never wanted to leave.

In Carpe Diem(S5E5) they’re all rather panicked at the thought that one of them may be sucked off.

So while I do think the ‘unfinished business’ trope does play a part in who gets sucked off (i.g. Mary had to talk about the trial), but those who want to stay will.

Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasn’t even your drink

Barty: doesn’t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isn’t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and he’s scared he ruined there friendship

Does anyone know how to stop myself from stimming?

Or they make a sequel and we all be like “the first one was better”

No, no, NO! You don’t understand! If they were going to make a movie called “Goncharov” it would have to be a modern REBOOT of the 1973 film. Then everyone would have the right to consume the media while simultaneously complaining about how “it isn’t as good as the original” or “I can’t BELIEVE that they left out the iconic part XYZ”. We get to watch the film and preserve the original. Everyone wins.

Being aromantic, autistic person who enjoys books/show/movies/ect is so strange.

Especially when those forms of media have a romantic plot, which is most of them because amatonormativity.

‘Are they flirting or is this normal conversation for this type of relationship?’

‘Does that look me they’re in love or just a normal look?’

‘Is this how people are meant to act around each other or do they have a crush?’

And there’s so many more examples

Episode 10 season 3:

"Is this game popular with autistic people?"

"Why would you say something like that?"

“Cause I'm starting to love it!"

Episode 7 season 5:

*the entire gotron episode*

Episode 6 season 6:

“You pompous autistic cadaver”

Episode 10 season 6:

“I’m not touching that thing. I’ll get neurotypical cooties. I have son-in-laws more imaginative.”

There’s probably more but these are all examples I can think of

Edit: I found one I forgot

Episodes 9/10 season 5:

Ricks ‘obsession’ with crows is pretty similar to me and my special interest

The president called Rick autistic and the man didn't blink guys can we pls agree that this man is on the spectrum