I Have A Stobotnik Playlist That May Very Well Be The Only Reason I Have Motivation To Write Anymore.

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

I wanted to do another one to see if I could have some better luck, and I got Painful Service Top. What does this mean.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

BILL EYE THE CIPHER GUY

Behold, chalk drawings of Bill Eye the Cipher Guy and the national treasure Pyramid Steve! They have experienced the horrors.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

would you smooch an EVIL triangle

on the eye (mouth)

You're hilarious. Absolutely not. I am married.

I didn't even start this! I was asking for assistance!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I just bought the Book of Bill to say "fuck you" to his face again.

Fuck you, Bill.

Genuinely curious. But if I see anything relating to "Paranormal bottom" or "painful service top" I am going to explode and die.

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of