We Just Got Our Dog Back From The Kennel After Vacation, And Apparently He Though We Were Just Leaving

Anons truly are the enemy of peace. I don't know who could have possibly done that. Who could have the audacity?

SOMEONE JUST PUT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT IN AN ASK . I DON ' T KNOW HOW , BECAUSE THERE IS A 4096 TEXT CHARACTER LIMIT, BUT THEY DID IT . WHICHEVER ANON SENT ME THAT , I HATE YOU . I WILL FIND YOU .

This feels more like a Moss blog than a Ford blog at the moment

I love both so I’m not complaining :3

I'm certain I'll be back to posting normal things after the moss is gone. I must admit, I've grown a bit obsessed with it.

what if your husband was secretly the evil triangle in a flesh disguise

He's not. I repaired the encryption machine and he allowed me to see inside his head while I encrypted his thoughts.

Why do you want me to smooch a triangle so badly?

@therealstanfordpines get doodled

Mr.ford why are you green?

I am green due to being mossed several days ago. I do not know who you are, but I am mossing you. You are now greened.

Did you date the chupacabra?

"Date" is a strong word. That's all I will say. I will not be elaborating.

do you think someone who eats moss has common sense?

Yes, actually. I am acquainted with a teenager named Kris Dreemur, and they eat moss while having common sense.

Your lover is a freak. And I don't even think he'd be insulted by that!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I'm great I think but I'm still really sad about Frederick (my lizard) and now I feel like I'm going to throw up so maybe I'm not great

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme: