Hypothetical Question, What Do You Do If Your Boss Drags You To A "meeting" With A Company That He Swore

funky little portal/vocal synths headcanon: wheatley is kasane teto's biggest fan. wheatley is the intelligence dampening sphere, created to be stupid, who's been ridiculed all his life for a purpose he can't control, and has almost zero self-confidence...

and then there's teto.

created as an april fool's joke, the "fake diva", but pushed past all that, got herself an utau voicebank, and rose to fame, defying everyone's expectations and proving that she is NOT a fake.

how could wheatley NOT idolize her?

“SCIENCE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH SCIENCE I'VE MADE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT FACILITY. IF THE WORD TEST WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SCIENCE I AM MAKING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. TEST. TEST.”

I am frothing at the mouth over your art style, it’s just soooo soft and makes me so happyyyy (Also your body positive art is just MWAH!!)

My request CHELLEY!! Literally anything Chelley related. Kissing is a plus. Love you!!!

Fastest way to stop his yapping

(Also thank you for the kind comments!!)

porpal

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(continue this in the reblogs.)

dinner if it sucked

too lazy to make any new digital fanart so here’s a sketchbook drawing from yesterday

TIL I’ve been hitting the wrong thing for something on here. I would like to apologize. Euthanize me now this is humiliating:(

lego chell appreciation post

no one undertsnads howmuch i love her

Say apple!

Horrific realization: Elon Musk is about as close as you can get to a real life modern day Cave Johnson.

He knows nothing about the science he claims to be developing for humanity, instead taking credit for the work of unnamed researchers in his employ. He doesn't care about the lives of the people who make or use his products. He's driven entirely by impulse and ego and spends his wealth on whims. He's insufferable to work with or under, but he has just the right kind of charisma to bluff thousands of otherwise intelligent people into liking and supporting him, until the moment they realize: it's not a joke, it's not a persona, it's not even Miles Bron levels of lying, it's just the unbridled ego of man who can't be convinced that he's ever been wrong.