Therabiesfairy - The Rabies Fairy

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

THERE'S A HOLE ON OUR ROOF

let me live i am afraid

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

Hi ! give Dick a cat, thank you, bye

i love mendel so much. he just loves his wife. i need more characters who just love their wife

TRINDEL NATION RISE UP

i love you death of a profiteer